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exo-skeletal: ibuprofanum: Armor leggings oh.

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:24:48 -0400

ibuprofanum:

Armor leggings

oh.

LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:23:31 -0400

Les Miserables:
Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.

Spring Awakening:
If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.

Chicago:
It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.

The King and I:
Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.

My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.

Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.

RENT:
AIDS really blows.

A Chorus Line:
If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.

Grease:
If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.

The Phantom of the Opera:
When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.

Rocky Horror Picture Show:
Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.

troyesivan: nickywirefanclub: this comment speaks to my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:35:36 -0400

troyesivan:

nickywirefanclub:

this comment speaks to my soul

poetry

dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:32:10 -0400

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame

The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: dwyanewadefoulingona3: ragwolf60: nosdrinker:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:17:37 -0400

The Snark of a Thousand Teenagers: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: dwyanewadefoulingona3: ragwolf60: nosdrinker:...:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

dwyanewadefoulingona3:

ragwolf60:

nosdrinker:

it’s called the Xbox One because that’s how many units they’re going to sell

Sorry but my money says they outsell the playstation 4 .Ragwolf60.

did you just put a signature on that

hey ragwolf…

egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:16:42 -0400

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

itsanearhatloki: shutupmerlin: ‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:16:03 -0400

itsanearhatloki:

shutupmerlin:

‘THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET’ OH GOD IT’S NOT TO BUY FOOD, HE WENT AS FOOD. THE LITTLE PIGGY WENT AS FOOD.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:03:33 -0400

wow way to finally fit all your hair in there mandy

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:43:30 -0400

wow way to finally fit all your hair in there mandy

vengefulbullwinkle: gallifrey-feels: earthgirldonna: feferipix...

Wed, 22 May 2013 09:07:06 -0400

vengefulbullwinkle:

gallifrey-feels:

earthgirldonna:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys

Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.

You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.

I have hope for the wizarding world again.

av0idant: pervocracy: thatscienceguy: I’m sure everyone has...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:50:18 -0400

av0idant:

pervocracy:

thatscienceguy:

I’m sure everyone has heard about the great Lake Baikal, and if you haven’t,boy, are you missing out.

This ancient lake, which is about 25 million years old, and thought to be the oldest in the world, contains 20% of the world’s unfrozen fresh water. That’s right, it contains just 1% less fresh water than all the Great Lakes combined,while it’s surface area is over 7 times smaller.

Why is that, you ask? It’s because Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world: It’s maximum depth is 1642 meters, which is deep enough for the Eiffel Tower to stand on itself 5 times and not reach the surface.

But it gets better: the Lake Baikal is among the clearest lakes of the world, so you can see the bottom to a depth of nearly 40 meters, and you can drink right from it, no purifying needed. Furthermore, Lake Baikal sustains 2630 different species of animals and plants, 80% of which are unique to it, and can’t be found anywhere else.

Oh, and by the way? Under both the lake and it’s underwater sediment some of Earth’s tallest mountains(plural!) are submerged, their height over 7000 meters.

Lake Baikal is perhaps one of the world’s most amazing, awe-inspiring, and unique locations, and I would seriously recommend everybody who has some free time on their hands to discover more on their own.

P.S. Have I mentioned that when it freezes (fully, whoa!) it’s ice looks like this? And you can listen to some beautiful sounds you can make with it here!

Lake Baikal has seals, even though it’s more than a thousand miles from any ocean. No one’s really sure how they got there.

have we fucked this up yet? we’re going to fuck this up

hungarian: life would be easier if i was an amoeba

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:33 -0400

hungarian:

life would be easier if i was an amoeba

gingerbatch-addict: s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:38 -0400

gingerbatch-addict:

s4ls4:

mrsspencereid:

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that

this is seriously all i fucking think about

you could leave to tramp a perpetual journey

noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:07 -0400

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:41:46 -0400

hn-elly: mario confirmed for xbox one???????? -hn elly

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:09 -0400

hn-elly:

mario confirmed for xbox one???????? -hn elly

falloutnewvegans: sometimes when i am alone and sad Green Mario...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:37:40 -0400

falloutnewvegans:

sometimes when i am alone and sad Green Mario comes up to me and speaks words of wisdom to keep me going

snarg: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am the rat boy genius

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:56:39 -0400

snarg:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i am the rat boy genius

cipherpol9: sad about things and friends i love friends!!! want them to be happy!!! watch them grow...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:59:04 -0400

cipherpol9:

sad about things and friends i love friends!!! want them to be happy!!! watch them grow up and be superstar!!!! happy parent!!!! friends!! be happy!!!!

nintendonut1: candycoats: silve-sky: I love you Hub. Love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:48:37 -0400

nintendonut1:

candycoats:

silve-sky:

I love you Hub. Love you.

SHEZOW IS COMING TO THE HUB? OH MY GOD YES!

Oh yeah!!! I saw a commercial for it when i camped out for the Aquabats promo. Gotta say I am super intrigued!