fasterfood: padfootmagic: stop scrolling look its a banana wearing a hat okay keep scrolling
i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish and i’m terrified i’m portuguese and i’m terrified im from outer space and i’m terrified i’m australian and i’m terrified i’m norwegian and i’m terrified i’m satan and...
kawaiians: people who get fast food and then bring it home and eat it on plates with forks
christit: chanyeolies: this is me saying...
curlyspanties: “peasants”, you utter under your breath as you enter your school swarming with people dressed in raggedy clothing trying to bargain for cows
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker: cocokat: personababy: span-kun: imnotquiteaswell: phazondragon: crystalsoulslayer: slytherinmychamber: hotel-denouement: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE. THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER SCREAMS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES NERD JOKE!
landofcryptsandhelium: here comes hurricane jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugemosugematsuunraimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisuremotokoroyaburakoujinoburakoujipaipopaipopaiponoshuringashuringanogurindaigurindaigurindainoponpokupiponpokunanochoukyuumeinochousuke
I'M MOTHAFUCKA JONES: earthnation:... →
earthnation: littledimeboulevard: earthnation: in 5th grade my school banned smarties because a kid crushed them up and snorted them and passed out When I was in the fifth grade a bunch of boys decided to smash up chalk and sell it as crack. So little kids snorted it and the…
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are
pyrex-vision: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
theoreticallypooping: OMFG TODAY I HOOKED MY LAPTOP UP TO THE PROJECTOR SO I COULD DO MY [PRESENTATION AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOTU MY LAPTOP BACKGROUND AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD EVEN MY TEACHER AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEN I REMEMBERED IT WAS THIS
barackobama: ghostbab: squishu: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: Let’s argue about stuff that doesn’t need to be argued about obama doesn’t poop yes he does No, I don’t.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: cumanana: jephry: if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die jesus what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
we are never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...
horanismywhore: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for ur alone n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
sometimes I wish more than anything for the ability to delete my blog because I can’t bring myself to do it I’m trapped
acquaintedwithrask: wellalright: if i was the devil hell would be just be like life only all the sound would be off by like half a second. you sick bastard
peetasfakeleg: im reading this book about real life cannibals and one man snuck into a mortuary and sliced some meat off a freshly dead woman, took it home and then fried it in butter and masturbated to it whilst it was frying and then let his cum drip into the pan with the flesh and then ate it
jrichters: MOTHER FUCKING JIM BOB IN THE FRONT
wizcoylifa: coelacanthteeth: does Drake ever acknowledge that he was on Degrassi or does he just pretend like that never happened they know, they know, they know
strifeandslash: were having a sexy fight for dominance, i bite your neck, you scratch my back, i grope you a little to hard, you pick me up and break my back on your knee, you look me in the eyes and say “when gotham is in ashes only then do you have my permission to die”
no-dana-only-zuul: pizzaforpresident: Washing Machine Tribal Beat that’s what happens when you try to wash your game of jumanji
sodamnrelatable: Writing an essay Finishing the essay Turning the essay in via sodamnrelatable
tltty: people with glasses look smarter to me even though they probably got their bad vision from playing video games or staring at a computer all day
deleteyourlife: IT’S FUNNY HOW LITTLE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT TUMBLR NOW
gameandwatch: whorangejuice: okatu: http://latios.tumblr.com/ my god this is a cruel waste of a perfect url i disagree, this is the best use of that url
skankpatrol: Can we cuddle? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
dannyrandoms: buckthefutcher: imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up
julieruin: i have one emotion and its whatever this kid is feeling
buttlarious: wow my dash was really boring so i went to go somewhere else but i just typed “tumblr.com” into my url bar and started scrolling again
kpchristensen: the bottom line here is that i love learning but i hate school because school drains everything good from you and replaces it with anxiety and depression and feelings of inadequacy in people that are incredible and talented and skilled